Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Eighth Week

Sometimes a post-vacation needs two days of rest.
A fastlagsbulle made by a Swedish pastry chef gives a new meaning to Fat Tuesday.
Or maybe eating two and a half of them gives that a new meaning…
Scratch that, three days of rest are needed.
Everyone needs to go on someone else’s time for a night.
Arriving late and sober to costume party is scary. Seriously frightening.
Knitting makes even the fourth day of rest after a vacation feel productive.
The best way to break the monotony of four post-vacation rest days is another vacation.
Every clutch is different.
You can never have too much alcohol.
Cooking is like driving manual: both are cathartic.
Grilling meat makes you feel like a man, even if you can’t eat it because of lent.
Every group needs at least one class clown, but with five, hey, laugher’s the best medicine.
Battle-shots: finally a way to make battle-ship interesting.
Star-tanning is exactly what you think it is, plus something you’d not want to know.
Bacon is the best breakfast food, hands down.
Found blank CDs offer the best surprises, and catchiest songs.
When on vacation, always remember to “vacation” or not give one iota of cares.
Peeing on the side of a dead volcano makes you feel like a BA.
Everything is strangely green directly under the snow.
An insatiable urge to climb will make you question if you have mountain goat blood.
Icelandic side-roads were built for go-kart racing.  Not that I would attempt that in a car…
If you get bored of the landscape in Iceland, drive five more minutes.
It is hard to make pasta for a large group, and doesn’t get easier with very few large pots.
Don’t mix beer and wine and hard alcohol: especially in the same glass.
Pictures are the best way to piece together a fragmented night.  But do you want to know?
14 people over 2 nights go through a lot of cans.
When you borrow things, return them in better condition than you got them.
CafĂ©’s make you feel productive, even if you are being anything but.
Birthday tomorrow?  Well, guess you don’t have to wake up early for class tomorrow.

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